Like many others on the internet, I have fallen and fallen hard for Pinterest. You can read all about “how” it works over here, but today I just want to share some things I’ve found on it that I’m digging. Or enjoying. Whatever the cool kids are saying these days….. And if you want to be cool like me (I say with a laugh) just leave a comment with your email and I can shoot you an invite. I’d love for you to join in the pretties.
There comes a point in every child’s life where they are told that brownies are not an acceptable dinner choice (and if they don’t straighten up dessert isn’t happening either) and they inform their parents, with great disdain and authority that when they are grown ups, they will eat brownies for dinner thankyouverymuch.
Oh eight year old self. Meet your twenty eight year old metabolism.
Life’s a bitch.
That isn’t to say that once that slightly sassy eight year old (who most likely didn’t get dessert, go figure) doesn’t grow up and gain some of their own thoroughly authentic grown up behavior. Brownies for dinner do happen every now and again, it just isn’t with the regularity you envisioned as a wee one with zero regard for things like nutrition, calories and looking good at your best friend’s wedding because your ex is going to be there. You gain your own set of quirks when you grow up and live alone. I for one have zero issues with never folding clean laundry, a task that is so boring and mundane it makes me want to cry. The chaise lounge in my bedroom is a perfectly acceptable clean clothes holder, thanks.
With all the sailing B has been doing lately I’ve been left to my own devices (formerly discussed as Super Single Secret Behavior or S-S-S-B) and obviously this means I’ve been eating entirely too much sushi for dinner.
That said, it has come to my attention I’ve grown up in more ways than one, and no, I don’t mean foregoing a brownie dinner. As it turns out I find myself adhering to certain ways B likes to do things even though he isn’t home and even though some of the ways he likes to do things are absurd.
Case in point: he doesn’t think everything can go in the dishwasher. I do. This is a great point of contention so you’d think that while he’s away I’d be gleefully tossing anything that isn’t breathing or nailed down into the sucker, but no. There I am, hand-washing pots and knives and grumbling, if at least to say that sushi sure would have been easier than this thankless stupid task. Or brownies! Why didn’t I think of that?
Our living room lights have three potential switches one can use to turn them on and off and yet B insists that one of them should never be touched. I have yet to fully grasp the reasoning behind this becuase it is so incredulous – HELLO IT IS A LIGHT SWITCH AND THEREFORE IT IS MEANT TO BE SWITCHED BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH, VOILA- something about things not being up or down the right way in accordance with what the light is doing, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz huh, what honey? Anyway. I haven’t been using that switch while he has been gone even though the eight year old in me wants to march up to it and switch it back and forth as many times as possible, perhaps while jumping up and down and singing “neener neener boo boo.”
Don’t worry. I haven’t touched the switch.
B is also rather picky about what happens to his pants when they come out of the dryer, namely he wishes I wouldn’t let them get wadded up in a wrinkly pile (clean!) becuase then he has to iron them. I want to lift one eyebrow and silently point to our super fancy iron, or perhaps our professional grade steamer, you know, WE HAVE WAYS TO DEAL WITH WRINKLES HONEY, but, no. There I am, hanging them up for him when he isn’t home, silently cursing the laws of physics or science or whathaveyou that allow wrinkles to happen in the first place.
All I’m saying is: growing up isn’t all I had considered at age eight, and not only in regard to brownies.
I mean seriously, I’m pretty sure I was supposed to have a stable of ponies by now.
This past weekend I rode my bike 47 miles during a heat advisory.
I’d advise you don’t do that. (See what I did there?)
During our mid-trip break I duck-walked with my padded bum into Starbucks to buy water to refill my bottles and find a snack that was palatable. I had a bag of Powerbar Energy Bites with me, but I needed something more….and I discovered they sold organic baby food. Ok fine, it doesn’t say it is baby food, but what would your guess be?
And like any sane 28 year old, I bought myself one and ate the whole thing on the spot. It tasted fine and I could have easily eaten it while riding. The best part is they have lots of flavor combos for all your picky
toddlers cyclists out there.
After finally finding something that I can eat while riding (last week’s ride burned 2700 calories so nutrition and hydration and pretty important) I’m ordering a case of each. And hope fervently that I’m home when the boxes arrive so B doesn’t open two boxes of baby food without some sort of explanation.
And speaking of crazy things that defy explanation, while I think I’m going to go ahead and order a Tulane cycling jersey….
This past weekend was the 103rd Chicago to Mackinac race. Steeped in tradition the Mack is the longest freshwater sailing event in the world at 333 miles. Next weekend the Port Huron to Mackinac race will kick off and many of the sailors will sail the events back to back. Both races have an Old Goats club, for those who have sailed the course 25 times. If you complete it 50 times you become an Old Ram. This weekend my husband completed his 8th Chicago to Mackinac race. Next weekend he will earn his 10th Port Huron to Mack. Fifteen years until he becomes an Old Goat.
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He has sailed for as long as I’ve known him and many years before. It is his passion, a kid who grew up in Detroit near Lake St. Clair, with an eye for the weather patterns and a love for the sport. He served as the captain of his college sailing team and continued to find time during law school and now as a lawyer to get out on the water whenever he can. We can’t ever live too far West in the city, he needs to be able to check in with the lake front from time to time, to read how she is rolling and blowing.
She is angry tonight Daisy. Lets take the car and go up Lake Shore Drive to see how far the waves are crashing over.
We drive, peering out the windows. He’ll point out color variations on the surface, explaining the current and the weather. I miss him when he sails, but I’d never ask him to stop. We all have something that makes us tick, and for him, it is the feeling of being on the water. I’m proud of how hard he works, how he saves his vacation time and figures out a way to get out there and compete while still doing everything else in his life.
When he leaves to sail I hug him tight. I can’t tuck a good luck note or a trinket in his pocket, it could add extra weight to the boat. He wears his wedding ring zipped inside his bag, tied with a ribbon to keep it safe. I tell him the same thing every time, without fail:
I love you. Sail fast. Sail safe.
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This past weekend B and the rest of the crew sailed the trip of a lifetime. Sail fast they did, I can only imagine how seamlessly the crew worked, throwing up sails and taking them down hour after hour. Reading the winds and the waves. They finished in epic time, most likely winning for their class. At night it can be hard to gauge where other boats are on the course, but we could all feel it in our bones, could see the other call in times from the bridge. Winners in their class. A boat with distinction among the 355 on the course, edging out their counterparts.
It was a monumental moment, with a crew that has around 100 Chicago to Mackinac races among them all, and the pride and joy was palpable. Over the phone, sad I couldn’t be there in person, I told him to stay on the island until the awards presentation and to enjoy the limelight for a weekend. After all, next weekend their slates are clean before the head up again, from another angle, with new wind and fresh legs. But for now it was time to congratulate each other, to watch the other classes, to buy drinks for friends and retell the stories from the water.
As I called my Mom with news, late in the evening, and she asked how it looked for everyone else.
The weather looks awful Mom. To be honest, while I’m so proud, I’m so thankful my husband isn’t on the water any more.
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We woke up this morning to the news that a boat had capsized in the storm. Six of the 8 crew members were accounted for but two were missing. It didn’t take long for the worst kind of report to come back from the Coast Guard. Divers retrieved the bodies of two sailors after their boat over turned in hellacious winds (some reports are saying 84+ knots), and the tragedy has hit the entire community like a swift blow to the gut. My little family’s sudden excitement is dampened. The sweet victory tastes more sour, the flags are at half mast and the Island itself is more quiet than normal.
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The emotion in his voice is raw and that of his friends. They sound so proud and yet so sad at the same time. From one end of the spectrum to the other all of our thoughts run together, circular. They want to celebrate but it seems unkind and dishonorable to the two who will not cross onto the dock again. Their win muffled by news of a much larger scale, the kind of news that will make some people decide a hobby isn’t worth it. My mind goes back to the week before, as B packed new safety gear, explaining what it did. I had shaken my head and told him I didn’t want to think about those things. And as much as I can’t wait to hear what the awards ceremony was like and see the pennant, I’m anxiously awaiting seeing B’s tired face, red from the sun, his gear smelling like sunscreen, in my door. To see his safety gear, carefully cared for, and always ready to go. To tell him I love him, to help get him ready for next weekend. So I can hug him again and repeat those words.
I love you. Sail fast. Sail safe…..