My name is Rhett Butler. I’ve recently conned some stupid humans found a new loving family. They provide chicken at regular intervals so for now, I have decided I shall stay & sit awhile. FOREVER HOME, FTW!
Sitting is what I do best. By sitting I mean sleeping. Of course.
What? Don’t judge. I’ve been told I HAZ TO GAIN TO LBS. The People are embarassed that people keep asking how old their puppy is. IZ NOT A PUPPAH! IZ A GROWN UP DOG!
The People are confused by my enormous talent. MOST PUPPAH’S WOULD DEMOLISH THIS GOODNESS THAT IS A GREENIE. Not, I, Rhett Butler. I prefer to nibble small bits and leave them in geometric patterns on my napping spot. SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN. 
Shhh. Don’t tell The People that I sometimes nap on the couch. THEY HAZ RULEZ ABOUT THIS COUCH. I ignore them. I’m Rhett Butler. I was kicked out of West Point & I’ll probably get kicked out of PUPPAH SKOOL. Mostly because The People are figuring out I KNOWZ WHAT THEY TELLING ME. I JUST CHOOZ NOT TO LISTEN. 
The People have yet to realize THE TOYZ THEY BUY ARE INFERIOR. SO I SHALL IGNORE THEM. Unless of course the delicious Woman’s slipper is taken away. Then I shall sulk with my VERY OWN PUPPAH TOY.
What? She got only got the slippers two weeks ago. It isn’t like she’s attached to them. IT IS THE SLIPPERS OR THE PUMPS. TAKE YOUR PICK. Please excuse now. I’m off to bounce around & prohibit photos taken from any angle other than sleeping angel. Well, unless of course you promise to get my good side.
Ciao. AM OFF TO SCORN TREATS & CONQUER THE COUCH. AGAIN.
Jessie
February 3rd, 2010
SUPER CUTE. I am in love with Mr. Butler already! I wish we lived closer so we could have a doggy-date…I’m pretty certain that my doodles could learn a thing or two from a southern gentlemen. And they could trade secretes on how to dupe their humans into feeding them things like chicken and kibble topped with yogurt (a doodle favorite!)
suz
February 3rd, 2010
Awww! So adorable. Ruthie has the same toy, but in lavender. Luckily for us, she loves toys and doesn’t care for shoes!
Law School Wife
February 3rd, 2010
Omg I love it! He really is the cutest thing ever!
bethie
February 3rd, 2010
RB really needs to be a regular poster. PLZ.
aj
February 3rd, 2010
Great post.
s.
February 4th, 2010
you should take him to the pet store and let him pick out his own toys/treats. they usually let you bring your animals with you and have samples.
and my dog does not like greenies either.