I’ve been struck lately by a horrible case of writer’s block, in which nothing remotely interesting has happened and I don’t think you’d like to read about any of the following:
- RB’s frequent trash raids & our attempts to stop him from eating tissues (luckily for us all he shuns the Qtips).
- The fact that about half of a sorority rush song has been stuck in my head for days on end, and I can’t remember the other half or get the damn thing out of my head…trust me, you don’t want Kappa Cabana rolling around in there either.
- The Laundry Incident of 2010 in which I ruined 3/4 of a load of wash. The 3/4 of clothes that were ruined were my work clothes and favorite tank tops, the 1/4 that were saved were a few of B’s undershirts that I buy for $20 for 5 at Target. BECAUSE THAT SEEMS FAIR. And while I truly appreciate every one’s home-remedies, unless you have a remedy that is specifically labeled “FOR CLOTHES THAT ARE FUBAR – WITH INK & LEATHER STAIN” it isn’t going to work. Mostly because, I tried man. I tried.
- I’m still trying to convince B that his wallet is still! totally! functional! I could use some help in this department as the wallet is still squished under a full gin bottle, being “flattened”. Say it with me “Every wallet deserves a chance to swim in the washing machine.”
- RB learned to play tug of war:

He lost every round convincingly.
- I cut seven inches of hair off & had it highlighted back to its glory shade and only one of my coworkers even noticed. Talk about a let-down. In other news, I think I used to twiddle my hair a lot, a fact that is now becoming apparent as I twiddle with the air where my hair used to be.
-I have been to a grand total of two baby showers in my whole life, and this year I was a little excited as two close friends are having babies (a total of three wee ones!) and I was looking forward to celebrating with them. Imagine my dismay upon discovering that their baby showers are the exact same day at the exact same time. Totally not fair. (Shakes fist at sky.)
So, in an effort to provide me with blog fodder for the universe, please let me know if you have any questions, writing prompts or general laughter & frivolity to share with the masses.










