Archive for January, 2010

The Long Road Home

Yesterday was not a great day. I’d had a long day at work and then a crappy commute, full of traffic and horrible drivers. When I finally pulled into the grocery store parking lot to pick up a few things before going home I was exhausted. I was returning home to a dog with an upset stomach and a sneeze, and a husband with a sinus infection. I rushed through the store finding what I needed for homemade soup and looked in vain for some canned pumpkin for the dog- damn you national pumpkin shortage! (Canned pumpkin has mythical properties of the good variety for dogs with upset digestive tracks!)

I found an open check out lane and was met by an older woman who looked downright unhappy. She was slow and cold, each move taking longer than it could have. I tapped my foot inpatiently. As the total purchase price went up I became more annoyed as I had spent more than I wanted to. Slowly she finished my order and gave me my total. I paid, quickly, and then turned. My chicken was still on the conveyor belt. “Is that my chicken? Did I pay for it?” I asked. She looked up, her eyes grew wide. She apologized and slowly rang my chicken up. I became even more impatient. I then looked down and realized she’d ignored the bags from home that I’d shown her and had been bagging my groceries in plastic sacks. “Can we use the bags I brought?” I asked snappily. She looked up and her lip trembled.

I’d been reaching into my purse to impatiently (and rudely) tap away on my twee iphone keyboard, to the likes of B or Twitter or Facebook.

But then, I stopped. I put the phone away. “It’s ok!” I said with a smile.

She looked up, hopeful. “I’m just having a rough day I guess. I’ve done your whole order wrong” she had a sad, tired look on her face.

“That’s ok- we all have long days. Here, let me help you. Don’t worry about the bags. I’ll use the plastic ones.”

She laughed a little, “I can’t wait to go home tonight” she said.

“Me too. I have some sick guys at home” I responded.

We continued the conversation and as I walked away I heard her greet the customer behind me with a little more pep in her voice.  I realized, had I walked out with my phone in hand, sighing mightily at my inconvenience I might have ruined her evening – she certainly wasn’t having a good day. But the extra moments I took to reassure her that it was ok, and her positive response reminded me that sometimes, in the midst of it all, we must remember that on the other side of the exchange is a human being. That, and sometimes I need to remember to put down my phone, my email or what have you and take a minute to remember that we are all on a long road somewhere.

20 Questions, Give or Take

- Why does the grocery store by my house have three cheese sections? There is the typical American/Cheddar/Swiss/Dreaded Pre-Shredded Cheese section on one side. In the produce department there is an artisanal cheese case (read: the good stuff) and then, in the middle of the store is a chill chest with cheeses from Mexico, pimento cheese & fresh mozzarella. What the….?

 

- Tim Tebow is doing a commercial? During the Superbowl? And isn’t about football or academics in Florida? What, pray tell, does he have enough experience in other than these things that he thinks his opinion matters? Or should be used to try and influence the American public? Let me just say this: celebrity endorsements beyond consumer products make me ill. Stay out of politics please. This means you too Brad Pitt. (Side Note: 1987 called and it would like its facial hair back.)

 

- The lady who came up to me in the office parking lot yesterday and accused me of being at the office too early: What? Come again? Do it again and I’ll mace you, you crazy bat. (Side note: buy some mace.)

 

- American Idol: does anyone still watch it? Did anyone ever watch it? I just don’t get it.

 

- Rhett Butler: are you really a picky eater or are you conning your new family something fierce? Rhett Butler likes to take his rejected treats and pile them in front of the refrigerator. An offering, if you will, to the Appliance Gods to please produce some more boiled chicken!

 

- To the real estate agent who is selling some units in our building that thinks I didn’t hear what she called me under her breath yesterday: I’m sorry I wasn’t nice and used clipped tones towards you in front of a potential buyer. I’m sorry that your assigned parking spot as a contract worker for the building is inconvenient, but if you park your high-end SUV in my spot that I pay for, one more time, I’m going to have you towed. And if I come and find you and then tell you you are parked in my spot ONE MORE TIME and you have the gall to ask me if I need you to move I’m going to complain to the State about your unprofessional conduct. Repeatedly parking in my spot in a private garage and then telling me it is because my spot is more “convenient” than yours makes you a real class act. And by class act I mean an unemployed narcissist.

New Orleans On My Mind, the Saints In My Heart

One needn’t look far to find a love letter to New Orleans. Perhaps you are a fan of the House of the Rising Sun, maybe you were intrigued by the Confederacy of Dunces. Listen to the music of the Rebirth Brass Band or spend a night at Tipitinas & you’ll hear musical notes waxing rhapsodic about New Orleans, Louisiana. I’m convinced Louis Armstrong’s trumpet was created to tell the world just how happening The City that Care Forgot was.

 

By all accounts it needn’t be what it is. Dirty, sweaty, buzzing with bugs, crawling with critters of the worst type, with the incessant liquid oozing up from the bayou or down from the sky – it doesn’t seem like a place to capture the hearts of millions. The French Quarter often carries the smell of the “Booticky” as we called it in college- a little beer, some booze, some vomit, mixed in with some horse poop it creates noxious fumes that let you know you’ve arrived.

 

But. Just but. It is New Orleans…and you either see it as described above or you see what I see. You see beads dangling from wrought iron balconies with carefully tended plants curling up the sides of crumbly brick buildings. You see parents painting their kids Mardi Gras ladders in shocking shades of purple and green and getting up at 5am to stake them out a good spot for the parades. You smell the bread and olives at Central Grocery and you know just a ways away is a po’boy to die for at the shack called Parasols. It is a town of heart and courage, flourishing in a place it shouldn’t, with traditions melded together from the dirt poor to the aristocracy, from the Caribbean and France, from Spain and from Haiti. It is a town that not only feeds your belly – and if you let it, it will fill it up ten fold with the gold from the sea and some cold beer to wash it all down- but it feeds your soul. Just as the oysters at Casamentos quiet your hunger, the pulse of the city can quiet your nerves, and all you need to do to feel its effects are to close your eyes and take a deep breath – beneath the booticky & the dampness you’ll catch the oak trees and magnolias and the buzz that will tickle your nose until you are convinced you just took a swig of the finest French champagne.

 

After Hurricane Katrina- the damn storm that New Orleans can’t forget, even if the nation and its broadcasters would let her- some argued that New Orleans shouldn’t be rebuilt. Others wondered just what those crazy folks were doing down there, surrounded by a gulf and a river and a lake.  But those who get New Orleans just resigned themselves to hard work & sweat to bring it all back. After all, the midnight rumble of the streetcar wouldn’t be as melodic if it wasn’t accompanied by the buzz of a mosquito, the murmur of “ya’lls” from the porch of the The Columns Hotel and the slowly dissipating Southern heat.

 

Last night the New Orleans Saints, the team formerly known as the ‘Aints, got their first trip to the Superbowl. It might seem trivial, perhaps you were cheering for Farve & his legacy (whatever that might be), but for those of us with NOLA imprinted on our soul- be it from birth, from college, from a weekend trip or a rescue mission – those of with that black and gold fleur de lis indelibly inked into our being – this Superbowl trip is a signal of the great things to continue to come out of New Orleans.

 

You see, New Orleans is a city that believes. And I think I join everyone in the Who Dat nation when I simply say that I believe. In our team, in our footprint and in our prosperity.

 

Bless those boys.