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Vector Victor

I grew up the daughter of a pilot. It wasn’t until I was visiting a college roommate that I realized that “normal dinner time conversation” at other houses didn’t revolve around discussion of jet propulsion and Rolls-Royce engineered engines versus General Electric engines. Go figure. My Dad is still a pilot today, albeit not in a fancy fighter jet that allows him to channel Tom Cruise pre-crazy. Instead he shuttles people around, from business to vacation, vacation to business. A little of this and a little of that, sometimes in hot summer months and sometimes over the winter holidays. He jokes, calling himself nothing but a fancy taxi-cab driver or a heavy machinery operator.

Last week he was pushing a commercial plane back from a gate in San Diego when the forward flight attendant called and told him an emergency in the cabin necessitated they get back to the gate. Quickly. So he went, as fast as a fat bellied commercial airliner can go, and as soon as  he could he came out from behind the Kevlar door to a scene that was playing out like something from the latest Hollywood thriller. In the aisle lay an elderly man, bluish and not breathing while his wife stood, staring, mouth agape. Her husband was dying, in public, away from family on the peanut dust covered floor between rows 2 and 4. Somehow, in the midst of it all, three firemen and a nurse came forward, seamlessly and without effort. As my father stood, calling 911 and telling other passengers to remain calm and seated, and a flight attendant quietly cried in the galley, these four individuals pulled out emergency kits. Gauze. Syringes. Orders flew and vitals were shouted and my Dad said that seconds felt like hours but hours felt like seconds as they took turns pumping the man’s chest up and down, up and down, up and down. Paddles were applied and the rest of the 130 odd people sat, transfixed, quiet, as the four individuals spoke in a language no one else understood. The nurse rifled through supplies, handing things forward, needles, drips, medication. Eventually paramedics arrived, each slowly integrating themselves into the din of confusion, and as this man remained unconscious it was as though the tiny aisle of the plane- the one that never fits you and your bag without whacking someone in the kneecap as you make your way down- widened, allowing a total of 7 grown men and women access to the frail body of a man whose health was failing. A gurney was brought on, and suddenly, without reason or answer, the man began to pink up. He began to breathe, albeit labored, but his eyes fluttered open for a brief second and locked with those of his wife who was standing grasping the hand of a flight attendant.

As quickly as it all began the mess was gone and the passenger was wheeled off. My Dad retired his crew and requested new flight attendants, allowing the ones who had just kept an airliner calm in the height of emergency the privacy to break down. Passengers were given a quick break and the wife squeezed my Dad’s hand in thanks before following her husband to the waiting ambulance.

My Dad stepped forward, hesitant, and waiting for one of the firemen to introduce the rest to him. He wanted to shake these heroes hands, to hear about their years together and how it all transpired. Instead, the men stood in front of him just as expectantly. Waiting for him to begin the introductions. As he cleared his throat and began, the Captain of the ship, each man slowly introduced himself and his home town. It seemed that none of them had met before. They each just happened to be on the plane. They didn’t know the emergency room nurse either. They were all just…there….and came forward, bringing the gear they paid for themselves and burning through supplies without a thought of who was picking up the bill. There had been a convention in town, for firemen, and they were all just working their way home after a long weekend of learning and networking. It was simply fate that brought them, and their odd language of vital signs and medical jargon and smooth transitions between taking turns giving CPR on the same flight home, the same flight where a man all but died on the floor of the cabin, before suddenly coming back to life in front of a plane full of onlookers.

Sometimes, it seems, the world works in mysterious ways.

Happy Birthday B!

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Today is my husband B’s 29th birthday.

(Which means his 30th birthday is also his Golden Birthday and that means at this time, next year, we will do something extra special!)

Happy Birthday Darling! This means I shall take the opportunity to tease you a little. Natch.

Saturday night we celebrated B’s birthday with friends by going out for some delicious oysters, burgers & beer. Happy birthday indeed! As the night wore on The Namby Pamby and B parted ways from the ladies of the group and went out to the bars for guy time, which roughly translates to: too many tequila shots.  This of course meant that Sunday he woke up with what some might refer to as a “raging hangover.” Unfortunately for B the best I could do was toss him a Perrier and run off to meet some internet friends for a day at the Children’s Museum, which meant that the Sunday errand of grocery shopping was on him.  What could go wrong?

You see where this is going don’t you?

It means that instead of 2 cans of tomato sauce for the lasagna, we had 2 cans of diced tomatoes.

There was no Greek yogurt to be found.

There was also no string cheese. Or fruit. Or potatoes, sweet or russet.

I also can’t find the cheese or baguette for his birthday dinner request of home made french onion soup.

We don’t have any of the ingredients for shrimp & penne pasta which I’m making on Wednesday for a group of lovely ladies, but that is because B thought I said I was making risotto. Which we also don’t have the ingredients for because he forgot them.

I did however find a roll of strawberry Mentos, 2 bags of tortilla chips, and a new toy for the dog.

Happy birthday sweetheart! Enjoy your Kindle! We are having cheese-less onion nachos for dinner & Mentos for dessert!

I Want To Ride My Bicycle

During our (me, B and my parents) drive up to Northern Michigan for my Great Uncle’s funeral, I asked my Dad if he’d consider backing off his vigorous bike-race schedule, which in 2010 will consist of 3 bike races all over 100 miles. Considering my Dad is past the big 5-0, we are all for him staying in shape but we also want him to keep it reasonable. Somehow, in the course of the conversation I struck a bargain with him. Specifically, in 2011 if he only rides one 100+ mile race, I’ll do it with him.

He said yes.

(Well. Damn.)

So, in November of 2011 I’ll be participating in the 109 mile course of the El Tour de Tucson. I have two river crossings, and have I mentioned, ONE HUNDRED AND NINE MILES TO RIDE UNDER MY OWN STEAM.

Again:  Damn.

This summer & fall I plan on riding the wheels of my old clunky bike, just getting in the groove of riding a bike and learning the trails in Chicago. This winter I’ll be on a strict spinning regimen at my gym,  where I”ll upgrade from my current mountain bike shoes to real road bike shoes. Next spring I’ll upgrade my bike and spend my spring/summer/fall weekend mornings getting long rides in on Chicago’s lake front path. And hopefully, next November, I’ll get a medal at the end of the course, with a side of oxygen and electrolytes. (Also: I have a full physical scheduled next month, just in case. No need to keel over!)

Anyone have any tips? I’m currently shopping for some new gear, and I’m open to any and all suggestions on gear (shorts/jerseys/gloves/shoes/chamois butt paste, YES THE INDIGNITY it actually exists/what have you/socks, etc.) I’m also looking for any protein & electrolyte replacement suggestions, bearing in mind I don’t like protein powder, gel-y food, Gatorade, Powerade, anything that doesn’t taste like water, or you know, anything remotely marketed to atheletes.

Next July I’ll greet my husband on Mackinac Island after he completes his 11th-ish Bayview to Mackinac race (one of the longest fresh water races in the world) and in November he’ll meet me et the finish in Tucson. After his race we’ll treat ourselves to fudge & lake views from a bed and breakfast,  after mine I’ve demanded politely requested a massage at the spa at the Camelback Inn. Wish us luck. My behind is going to need it.